[a professional legislation by Dr. Topiary; butthurt analysis expert and part-time nigger]
What emotions were running through your head upon butthurt?
AIDS of the mind
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Fagotry of the 1st order
What initially caused you to start acting like such a faggot?
I was banned by someone who is just as retarded as I am.
A disgruntled operator sajoined me to a sexually explicit channel name.
I clicked on a link and am now part of the botnet.
My homemade Anonymous Operation was not given enough support on twither.
Someone removed my channel status and now I feel less important.
I was outsmarted but continue to assume that my correct punctuation is what wins arguments.
Things aren't going at exactly my pace so I feel alienated and alone.
Nobody will pay attention to my stupid AnonPad.
My dox were posted on pastebin.
The person I PM'd 500 times doesn't want to talk to me and I can't understand why.
Someone DDoS'd something of mine.
I was not given a shout-out on the Radio.
I am annoyed by the inconsistent gaps in this form because I aim an autistic retard.
Everyone in the channel went quiet after I tried to be funny and failed.
My shitty press release was denied by the owner of AnonNews.
I found out that Anonymous is not in fact legion.
Frenzied pseudo-activists are ruining my Internet experience.
My Anonymous YouTube creation has more thumbs down than thumbs up.
I simply cannot handle people disagreeing with me.
Someone hurt my feelings six months ago and I have held a grudge ever since.
The media did not quote my horrible description of Anonymous' ideology
I think I might be a raging homosexual.
I just lost the game.
Explain briefly what should happen next in order to quell the butthurt:
Leave this empty:
, also cocks.